RACCOON

A Raccoon citizen does not work where the assignment points. They work where something useful was left behind. Expired credits. Unlogged hours. The surplus that appears when two departments each assumed the other was counting. The output surfaces, and it does not surface where it was scheduled to.

The district calls this resourcefulness and would prefer to redirect it. Raccoon classification is the district's way of noting that the productivity is real, the method is not, and both are currently under observation.

OUTPUT STATUS

Real, unlocatable

CHANNEL STATUS

Under observation

CURIOSITY LEVEL

Elevated

RE-DESIGNATION

Active

Raccoon's file contains across four audit cycles, and notes in each that the pattern continued. [Redacted. 3 words withheld.]